What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
agentpantybunches asked: Saad and Leddy IN SPACE? :D
"How about when we stop to refuel we just… leave him there," Leddy muttered to Saader, nodding across the ship’s canteen towards Shawzy, who was standing on a chair and trying to get Bollig in a headlock and being very, very loud about it.
They’d all been drinking the night before, some lethal concoction Kaner had sworn by, picked up in slightly less than legal trades along with their last lot of cargo, and Leddy was feeling it today. Shawzy, it seemed, was not.
Saader nodded, regular speed at first, then slowing down when the movement seemed to cause him some pain. And Saader never usually got hangovers. “Tempting.”
twinkling-toews asked: Jamie/Segs stripper AU!
Jamie likes to think he’s a decent guy, and there’s something undeniably sleazy about the strip joint, a lot more to do with the guys sitting around in clusters, a few looking shifty by themselves, than to do with the sticky surface of the bar or the scuffed up seats. Still, he can’t deny that it’s pretty fun, too, as embarrassing as it is that his brother brought him to a gay strip club on their friend’s stag night bar crawl because he “didn’t want Chubbs feeling left out.”
It’s sweet, in a kind of warped way.
"Shit, man, even I’d go gay for that one," Jordie says, and Jamie glances up from his phone to see why a few of the other guys are wolf-whistling.
The guy up on the stage is tattooed and built and fucking gorgeous, maybe just a little bit on the skinny side under the muscle, and Jamie wants to take him home and cook him dinner and fuck him through the mattress.